1. elizabitchtaylor:

    If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

    (via ryugazakisss)

     
  2. a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

    i just went from aw to wtf

    (Source: rachelthefish, via zeroia)

     

  3. h0mocidal:

    does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

    (Source: warteeth, via thatoneredheadgirl)

     

  4. highfunctioningsociocat:

    god-tieraradia:

    hashtaghomicide:

    what cats?!

    wildteam!

    GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

    (via jayperna)

     

  5. benedicts-doublechins:

    Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

    (via jayperna)

     

    1. france: ten
    2. france: twenty
    3. france: thirty
    4. france: forty
    5. france: fifty
    6. france: sixty
    7. france:
    8. france:
    9. france: sixty ten
    10. world: france what are you do—
    11. france: four twenties
    12. world: france stop it
    13. france: four twenties ten
    14. world: france that doesn't even make any sense
    15. france:
    16. france:
    17. france:
    18. world:
    19. france:
    20. world:
    21. france: hundred.
     

  6. best-intentions:

    lemounade:

    lemounade:

    if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

    indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

    God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.

    (Source: suxxulents, via jayperna)

     

  7. beardhairdontcare:

    Three straight boys walk into a bar.
    Haha and then what ;)

    (via jayperna)

     

  8. heliolisk:

    heliolisk:

    heliolisk:

    pretty crazy how kevin jonas and I have the same name and look exactly alike

    like dont I look exactly like him? its almost like someone just copied and pasted his face over mine right?
    image

    there is really no need to unfollow just because I look like Kevin Jonas
    I am just as capable as the other jonas brothers

    (via jayperna)

     
  9. (Source: blog-anglophonic, via sick1y)